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In that issue I&#8230;BRAIN WAVE&#8230;have kidnapped the Justice Society of America, which is like the coolest thing ever, right?  Anyway, the All-Stars show up and try to stop me but they can&#8217;t because I am the most awesome thing to ever happen to planet Earth.<\/p>\n<p>\nOuside of talking about this issue Mike and Scott talk about a whole bunch of other stuff too and that is where the seeds of my takeover attempt will be planted.  I have stolen this episode and laced it with subliminal messages that will cause you to bow before my large and sexy cranium!  So when Scott is talking about the World&#8217;s Fair or Mike is talking about&#8230;well&#8230;whatever the hell Mike talks about you will fall further and further under my control! <\/p>\n<p>\nResistance is futile!  I control you and soon I will control the world!<\/p>\n<p>\nNext time:  Why am I bothering to write a next time?  I will control planet Earth by then.  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