{"id":3217,"date":"2013-04-12T14:32:17","date_gmt":"2013-04-12T19:32:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/twotruefreaks.com\/podcast\/scottzilla\/"},"modified":"2013-04-12T14:32:17","modified_gmt":"2013-04-12T19:32:17","slug":"scottzilla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twotruefreaks.com\/podcast\/scottzilla\/","title":{"rendered":"SCOTTZILLA!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is Scott Gardner&#8217;s birthday! Instead of buying him some useless present, let&#8217;s honor him in song, shall we? From the writer\/singer team of Ziffel\/Ranik, we present&#8230;. SCOTZILLA!<br \/>\nWith a purposeful rant and a cynical smile.<\/p>\n<p>\nHe brings the Nolan Batman moves down<\/p>\n<p>\nHelpless people in hotel lines Stare, bug-eyed, as he towers over them<\/p>\n<p>\nHe picks up a tourbus and he throws it back down<\/p>\n<p>\nAs he wades to the middle of Disney Downtown.<\/p>\n<p>\nOh, no, he say&#8217;s Nolans got to go Go go Scottzilla<\/p>\n<p>\nOh, no, he ate Disney Tokyo Go go Scottzilla<\/p>\n<p>\nOh, no, off to park he goes Go go Scottzilla<\/p>\n<p>\nOh, no, there goes Pinnochio Go go Scottzilla<\/p>\n<p>\nOh, no, to a podcasting he will go Go go Scottzilla<\/p>\n<p>\nOh, no, he needs more cardio Go go Scottzilla<\/p>\n<p>\nHistory shows again and again how comics have screwed up Superman Scottzilla!<\/p>\n<p>\nHistory shows again and again how Morrison has screwed up Superman Scottzilla!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is Scott Gardner&#8217;s birthday! 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