{"id":35089,"date":"2026-10-12T21:49:32","date_gmt":"2026-10-13T02:49:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/twotruefreaks.com\/podcast\/?post_type=podcast&p=35089"},"modified":"2026-10-12T21:49:32","modified_gmt":"2026-10-13T02:49:32","slug":"what-the-pig-promised-season-one-episode-3-the-door-cannot-choose-who-walks-through","status":"publish","type":"podcast","link":"https:\/\/twotruefreaks.com\/podcast\/podcast\/what-the-pig-promised-season-one-episode-3-the-door-cannot-choose-who-walks-through\/","title":{"rendered":"What The Pig Promised – Season One – Episode 3: The Door Cannot Choose Who Walks Through"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u201cDear Listener, fear not. An equation does not balance until every variable is in place.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u2014 Author Unknown<\/p>\n

The Hollow is constant. At least, that is what Tephra tells herself.<\/p>\n

An unfinished spiral, an unanswered letter, and a star that should not matter begin pulling at the edges of the equation.<\/p>\n

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Official Episode 2 page, transcript, credits, and series information:https:\/\/www.voiceovernerd.com\/episode-2-the-unbalanced-equation\/<\/a><\/p>\n

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Explore the complete series at\u00a0https:\/\/www.whatthepigpromised.com\/”>WhatThePigPromised.com<\/a><\/p>\n

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Written, performed, and produced by Shawn Fitzmaurice.<\/p>\n

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\u201cDear Listener, fear not. An equation does not balance until every variable is in place.\u201d \u2014 Author Unknown The Hollow is constant. At least, that is what Tephra tells herself. An unfinished spiral, an unanswered letter, and a star that should not matter begin pulling at the edges of the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":34980,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"episode_type":"audio","audio_file":"https:\/\/twotruefreaks.com\/podcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/WTPP-Season-1-Episode-3.mp3","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"https:\/\/twotruefreaks.com\/podcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/44848277-1776356501829-69d0ab5f39e81-3998270507-scaled.jpg","cover_image_id":"34980","duration":"23:13","filesize":"42.52M","filesize_raw":"44580816","date_recorded":"2026-10-12 22:40:30","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"3","itunes_title":"What The Pig Promised - Season One - Episode 3: The Door Cannot Choose Who Walks Through","itunes_season_number":"1","itunes_episode_type":""},"tags":[321,322,628,762,763,764,1027,247,256],"series":[550],"class_list":["post-35089","podcast","type-podcast","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","tag-nerds","tag-geeks","tag-best-audio-drama","tag-ninjas","tag-action","tag-vhs","tag-kung-fu","tag-80s","tag-retro","series-the-ocadecagonagon-theater-group"],"episode_featured_image":"https:\/\/twotruefreaks.com\/podcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/44848277-1776356501829-69d0ab5f39e81-3998270507-scaled.jpg","episode_player_image":"https:\/\/twotruefreaks.com\/podcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/44848277-1776356501829-69d0ab5f39e81-3998270507-scaled.jpg","download_link":"https:\/\/twotruefreaks.com\/podcast\/podcast-download\/35089\/what-the-pig-promised-season-one-episode-3-the-door-cannot-choose-who-walks-through","player_link":"https:\/\/twotruefreaks.com\/podcast\/podcast-player\/35089\/what-the-pig-promised-season-one-episode-3-the-door-cannot-choose-who-walks-through","audio_player":"https:\/\/twotruefreaks.com\/podcast\/podcast-player\/35089\/what-the-pig-promised-season-one-episode-3-the-door-cannot-choose-who-walks-through<\/a>","episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":{"amazon":{"key":"amazon","url":"","label":"Amazon","class":"amazon","icon":"amazon.png"},"apple_podcasts":{"key":"apple_podcasts","url":"","label":"Apple Podcasts","class":"apple_podcasts","icon":"apple-podcasts.png"},"castbox":{"key":"castbox","url":"","label":"CastBox","class":"castbox","icon":"castbox.png"},"google_play":{"key":"google_play","url":"","label":"Google Play","class":"google_play","icon":"google-play.png"},"google_podcasts":{"key":"google_podcasts","url":"","label":"Google Podcasts","class":"google_podcasts","icon":"google-podcasts.png"},"owltail":{"key":"owltail","url":"","label":"OwlTail","class":"owltail","icon":"owltail.png"},"player_fm":{"key":"player_fm","url":"","label":"Player.fm","class":"player_fm","icon":"player-fm.png"},"podbay":{"key":"podbay","url":"","label":"Podbay","class":"podbay","icon":"podbay.png"},"podbean":{"key":"podbean","url":"","label":"Podbean","class":"podbean","icon":"podbean.png"},"podchaser":{"key":"podchaser","url":"","label":"Podchaser","class":"podchaser","icon":"podchaser.png"},"rss":{"key":"rss","url":"","label":"RSS","class":"rss","icon":"rss.png"},"spotify":{"key":"spotify","url":"","label":"Spotify","class":"spotify","icon":"spotify.png"},"youtube":{"key":"youtube","url":"","label":"YouTube","class":"youtube","icon":"youtube.png"},"iheartradio":{"key":"iheartradio","url":"","label":"iHeartRadio","class":"iheartradio","icon":"iheartradio.png"},"itunes":{"key":"itunes","url":"","label":"iTunes","class":"itunes","icon":"itunes.png"}},"rssFeedUrl":"https:\/\/twotruefreaks.com\/podcast\/feed\/podcast\/the-ocadecagonagon-theater-group","embedCode":"

What The Pig Promised – Season One – Episode 3: The Door Cannot Choose Who Walks Through<\/a><\/blockquote>