Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner get lured off the tire swing by a banana and locked in their cages so that PAUL SPATARO and ANDREW LEYLAND can TAKE OVER THE APEHOUSE! Fresh straw has been placed on the floor, the former occupants’ feces has been hosed from the wall and the VCR has been dragged out to play THE LAST of the ORIGINAL Apes movies – BATTLE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES! Yes, the budget was SLAHED DOWN to about 100 BANANAS which meant that the vast army of humans became a couple of RUSTY CHEVETTES and a SCHOOL BUS and the MASSIVE APE “CITY” just a couple of BACKYARD SHEDS thrown up in trees – BUT- CLAUDE AIKINS, RODDY MCDOWELL, PAUL WILLIAMS and FREAKIN JOHN HUSTON wear the ape suits this time! This being the C-LIST of Apes movies, Scott and Chris figured Andy and Paul were perfect for the job! APE HAS KILLED APE!
In this, the third movie commentary of PLANET OF THE APES MONTH, join Chris Honeywell and Earth Destruction Directive’s Luke Jaconetti as they trade ape puns and watch CONQUEST OF […]
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