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The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 12 – Vampires

Jason Jaconetti October 18, 2011 17


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Join THE CHRIS KEEPER, L JACONE and THE HAIR METAL HERO as they bemoan the current state of wimpy vampire movies (you know who we’re talking about) and present a REAL MAN’S VAMPIRE STORY – John Carpenter’s Vampires! These vampires don’t SPARKLE in sunlight, they burst into freakin’ flames and fry like the evil Hellspawn that they are. They don’t stalk and romance teenage girls, they BISECT AND CONSUME FULL-GROWN HOOKERS LIKE CORN-DOGS. THOSE are VAMPIRES, my friend. Got wood yet?

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Jason Jaconetti

Bots, Bugs, and Babes - Host Vault of Starling Monster Horror Tales of Terror - Co-Host Get Back To the Wrestling - Co-Host

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