The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 11 – Village Of The Damned
Join THE CHRIS KEEPER, L JACONE and THE HAIR METAL HERO as they have a go at John Carpenter’s critical and financial flop – his remake of Village Of The […]
Join THE CHRIS KEEPER, L JACONE and THE HAIR METAL HERO as they bemoan the current state of wimpy vampire movies (you know who we’re talking about) and present a REAL MAN’S VAMPIRE STORY – John Carpenter’s Vampires! These vampires don’t SPARKLE in sunlight, they burst into freakin’ flames and fry like the evil Hellspawn that they are. They don’t stalk and romance teenage girls, they BISECT AND CONSUME FULL-GROWN HOOKERS LIKE CORN-DOGS. THOSE are VAMPIRES, my friend. Got wood yet?
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Jason Jaconetti
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