Tales of the Justice Society of America Episode 56

Greetings to the puny minded denziens of this thing you call the Internet. My name is the Ultra Humanite and I am the most awesome villain to ever exist. You will all kneel before me and my vast criminal mind! I now posses the Powerstone and…

Hey, hey, hey! Stop staring at my chest! Eyes up here, buddy. I may have the bodacious body of a forties era actress (thin waste, big hips, stacked like a brick outhouse) but I am all man in the cranium. So you just keep those dirty thoughts to yourself because I am not interested.

ANYWAY…

Apparently this is the site that hosts a radio program (or a podcast as you future people call it) that is all about the Justice Society hosted by two gentlemen (and I use the term loosely) named Scott and Michael. After listening to the latest episode I realized that they were talking about me during their discussion of All-Star Squadron #22 and I cannot let their insults go unchallenged. It is true that they discuss how Deathbolt and I soundly defeated Superman and the rest of the All-Stars but they also have the gall to mock me and my criminal genius. Sure I started out my bad guy career forming the Cab Protection League where I tried to force other cab companies out of business but that was just step one in a long and involved plan to take over the world. First the cabbies…then planet Earth! It is as simple as that.

I guess Michael and Scott cannot understand such things, especially since they spend most of the episode talking about comic book movies of the past few years and what problems they have had with them. They also discuss how Superman just doesn’t get the respect he deserves, which is just wrong.

ONE DAY I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE! UNTIL THEN, LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE AND THEN WRITE IN ABOUT HOW YOU AGREE WITH ME THAT I AM AWESOME AND THEY ARE SILLY!

Next time: All-Star Squadron #23 and the first appearance of my henchman AMAZING-MAN!