Chris Honeywell August 30, 2026
Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Inside-Out Baboon” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Dropping The Grubs Off At School” Jaconetti , Chris “Brundle-ific” Tyler and Chris “Buzzed” Honeywell will be teleporting their way to second puberty with David Cronenberg’s remake of THE FLY!!!! […]
Chris Honeywell July 30, 2026
Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Wishmaster” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Wishbone” Jaconetti , Chris “Shit In One Hand Wish In Another” Tyler and Chris “Cat On The Menu” Honeywell snapping into 2026’s Gen Z sensation – OBSESSION !!!!
Chris Honeywell June 30, 2026
Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Nutty Buddy” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Candle Wax” Jaconetti , Chris “Bigger Boat” Tyler and Chris “Abomination” Honeywell are reporting on a SWEATY HANDFUL of 2026 trailers for upcoming horror flicks !!!!
Chris Honeywell May 25, 2026
Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Everyone’s A Comedian” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Cough” Jaconetti , Chris “Laughing Boy” Tyler and Chris “Stool Sample” Honeywell are getting their MONTHLY CHECKUPS from 1992’s DR. GIGGLES M.D. !!!!
Chris Honeywell April 25, 2026
Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Step-Son Of Kong” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Organ Grinder” Jaconetti and Chris “Dunston” Honeywell are GETTING THEIR CHIMP ON with 2026’s PRIMATE!!!!
Tom Panarese April 14, 2026
Required Reading With Tom and Stella
Chris Honeywell April 2, 2026
In today’s story from the PUBLIC DOMAIN , we find that gambling is not just a bad idea, but it could turn you into a BLOODTHIRSTY WEREWOLF!!
Chris Honeywell March 31, 2026
Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Room Service” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The TWEEST” Jaconetti, Chris “Shower Buddy” Tyler and Chris “Mother’s Day” Honeywell are “HITCHING” THEIR WAGONS to 1960’s ALL-TIME CLASSIC – PSYCHO!!!
Chris Honeywell March 26, 2026
The Horror Host fends off death with an incredibly dated and borderline offensive PUBLIC DOMAIN SCI-FI COMIC! BUGS ARE EATEN!!