In this week’s ball-banning episode, Magnus throws everything on pause to talk about a long, drawn out and rather unhappy story of how he got banned from Facebook over the summer… and also the harrowing tale of how he reclaimed what is rightfully his!
It’s an epic tale that spans years as Magnus recounts the Secret Origin of the name Trentus Magnus and the exact set of circumstances that led to the temporary banning.
The telling of said story necessarily diverges from the topics and discussions for which Trentus Magnus Punches Reality is famous. And many of those topics may be a bitter pill for some followers. Listener discretion is advised!
For those determined to ruin the Internet for everyone else by perpetuating click-bait on Facebook, “Ten reasons why Magnus was banned from Facebook. #7 will make you laugh your balls off, glue them back on and then laugh them off again.”
Due to the avalanche of ass-kickery, unfortunately there was just no time for listener feedback this week.
Something will need to be done about the backlog of feedback. But don’t worry, loyal subjects, your leader has a few ideas.
But in the meantime, don’t let the lack of feedback this time get you down! You can still offer your feeble effort at tribute! You humble serfs are always welcome to kiss your benevolent leader’s ring. Corrupt DiManzocorp interns are ready, willing, able and eager to accept your bribe to present your meager missives to your wise emperor. The email address to use is trentusmagnus@gmail.com as the other seems to be having technical problems.
In an another sublime act of truly unprecedented charity, the leader permits you lowly rabble to suggest topics for a future episode. Thus, petitions may be sent to trentusmagnus@gmail.com for DiManzocorp interns to review, whereupon your leader might consider thinking about the possibility of potentially discussing whatever you have in mind some day. And that’s a promise!
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