This is IT! In this week’s ball-televising episode, Magnus kicks off a year of virtual non-stop miniseries dedicated to a single topic, theme, idea, character, cook book recipe, Bea Arthur or storyline!
To help kick off the festivities, this miniseries festivities are helped with getting kicked off by Michael “get the diesel fuel!” Bailey.
Yes, this week marks the kicking off of the festivities surrounding Extinction Level Event. You’ve seen the hype, you’ve heard the promos, you were confused by the Facebook banner and you know Bailey is joining the show this time around.
Extinction Level Event is upon us! The stakes have never been higher! All of creation hangs in the balance! It’s up to a handful (or a crapload) of superheroes to save the day! But WILL THEY SUCCEED?
The only fair, fitting and right way to kick off the festivities of such an indescribably epic megaseries of mega epicness in this series is to take long, fond, affection and long lookback at Legends, the first major crossover in DC’s Post-Crisis era.
The main series at least, Rao knows there are far too many tie-in’s to cover in but one podcast episode.
But one never knows what the future may bring, does one?
In an era of Jazzercise, Reaganomics, John Byrne and John Byrne drawing Black Canary in a Jazzercise outfit in violation of President Reagan’s executive order, Darkseid sees his window of opportunity to make his big push on Earth.
And Bailey and His Excellency are there to chronicle the chronicling in this kicking off of festivities of the Extinction Level Event megaseries festivities-kicking off episode!
Is that enough hype for you yet?
For those of you who contribute to the ruination of originality online by constantly falling for click-bait marketing, “Bailey said *WHAT* about President Reagan?!”
Because of the splendid epicness wrought by your emperor and his loyal podcasting vassal, there’s simply no opportunity for feedback this week. Indeed, there’s not likely to be time for feedback during *ANY* of the Extinction Level Event megaseries megaevent of megaepic festivity-kicking off mega epic bare-chested manliness.
But don’t let that discourage you! The rest of you humble serfs are always welcome to pay your feeble attempts at homage to your leader. DiManzocorp interns are ready, willing, able and eager to accept bribes to present your meager missives to your wise leader. The email address to use is excellency@trentusmagnus.com, whereupon your leader might consider thinking about the possibility of potentially discussing whatever you have in mind some day. And that’s a promise!
In an another sublime act of unprecedented charity, the leader permits you lowly rabble to kiss his ring regarding this or any other episode. Thus, notes of loyalty may be sent to excellency@trentusmagnus.com for DiManzocorp interns to review.
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