Earth Destruction Directive Gaiden 05 – I Don’t Care!

Step into the hallowed halls of Tarkus Brainlab 4 and get ready for the strangest rip on Planet Of The Apes ever — Time Of The Apes! In this episode, witness as heroic American schlock importer Sandy Frank introduces us to a world where Colonel Sanders is a gorilla, violent chimpanzees have incredibly suspicious names, and little kids just don’t care. It’s Planet Of The Apes Month as only Earth Destruction Directive can do it, so grab your spider monkey, hop into the cryo chamber, and get ready to escape! And get captured. And escape again. And recaptured. And so on and so forth until the movie ends. “Spielberg won’t return his calls!”