Here it is! The audio of the Dinner 4 Geeks panel at Ancient City Con 7 in Jacksonville, Florida. We paid good gas money to drive down and we even had to buy tickets to the convention to get in to host our panel (I wish I were kidding about […]

The title of the episode is used but is only tangential to the action. However, it does sound like one of the all-time greatest pickup lines, so we used it for the episode title. For the second week in a row, Ron misses the show, so Jeff (FINALLY) gets his […]

Ron’s missing! As in, not there, so all you Ron fans are in for a big disappointment. What do you mean which one is he? Jeff and Scott reminisce about 4th of July and Jeff’s birthday and the connection between the two. And Ryan reminisces about that terrific Velvet Jones […]

Scott recaps a trip to Star Wars Weekends, which does include his full 31 inches of awesomeness. Ron went to the barber. After we slagged Star Trek Into Darkness the week before, Ryan decided to see it! Wha–? Jeff gets into Game of Thrones and some of the major events.

Yes, for whatever reason everything leads back to a Hitler joke. Are hitlers jokes appropriate? Probably not, but what the hell? It’s just dinner, right? We get Ron’s take on Star Trek Into Darkness. The sad, sad, sad history of toy adapatations leads to a discussion about what kind of […]

No, seriously, this episode is about spoilers and how sacred they are, and what the shelf life is on them. That having been said, we discuss a LOT of classic spoilers. If you haven’t seen Lost, Soylent Green, Citizen Kane (first time those two were ever uttered in the same […]

The Geeks revisit Scott’s belief that everyone has a super power, no matter how insignificant. His is the Naked Hex, which somehow leads to a discussion of Harvey Keitel’s propensity for nudity…don’t ask, just listen. Then it ADDs itself right into a talk about the Star Wars Holiday Special, which […]

The Geeks have a discussion about why in the world you can’t, in this day and age, get any MP3 you want, which leads into a discussion of people’s Holy Grail items on their wish list. Jeff gives a Numerology lecture. Ron drinks. And drinks.

The Geeks come to grips with the fact that a large number of the people they talk about on the show die shortly after they are discussed on the program. Of course, most of these people are in their 80s or 90s or are gravely ill, but still… Scott remembers […]