In this week’s ball-brainwashing show, Magnus kicks off the retrospective of the mighty third season of Smallville with fond looks back at Exile, Phoenix, Extinction, Slumber and Perry.
Smallville’s fast entering a whole new phase in its cinematic history, characters are firmly established and the subplots fly around in these episodes like a 2nd grader after an entire box of Cocoa Puffs.
For those of you with an undying affection for the click-bait idiocy that’s killing originality online, “Magnus listens to some R.E.M. and *THIS* is how he reacts!”
Seriously, you people *REALLY* need to raise your standards. Magnus is watching you.
Magnus also reaches around, stretches the ol’ mailsack open nice and wide and hashes through feedback from several loyal subjects. Laughs are had, tears are shed and bond of camaraderie is reinforced.
Don’t let that discourage you though! The rest of you peasants are always welcome to pay your feeble attempts at homage to your leader. DiManzocorp interns are ready, willing, able and eager to accept bribes to present your meager missives to your wise leader. The email address to use is excellency@trentusmagnus.com, whereupon your leader might consider thinking about the possibility of potentially discussing whatever you have in mind some day. And that’s a promise!
In an another act of truly sublime charity, the leader permits the lowly rabble such as you to kiss his ring regarding this or any other episode. Thus, notes of loyalty may be sent to excellency@trentusmagnus.com for DiManzocorp interns to review.
In this week’s ball-remaking show, the wheels fall off the wagon! Yes, there will be no new Big Book Report this week as was originally scheduled. And there’s really nobody […]
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