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Posted: Sunday June 21, 2015

Recorded LIVE in the SWANKY BACKYARD of PAUL SPATARO! What happens when the LARGEST GATHERING OF FREAKS EVER has a cookout? Drunken Twister? Scar comparisons? Sports talk? HELL NO! The STAR TREK SCRIPTS get WHIPPED OUT! This time it was the final act of AMOK TIME as played by the cast of ROCKY III!Who plays who playing who? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT! Freaks in attendance - Paul Spataro - Dr. Bill Robinson - Chris Honeywell AND Scott Gardner - Chris Tyler - Gene Hendricks - Ron Sandowski - J David Weter - Tim Elliot and David Pascarella!

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Posted: Sunday June 7, 2015

In the only "normal" Monthy Monday due this month, join Chris Honeywell as he grills GENE HENDRICKS, FILM AUTEUR, about his adventures making STAR TEK FAN FILMS - TALES OF THE SEVENTH FLEET - which you can watch HERE! HEAR about his INTREPID BATTLES against TIME and MONEY! WINCE IN SYMPATHETIC AGONY as he BLEEDS FOR HIS ART! ALSO - Figthtin' SIDE BY SIDE with SHATNER in the paintball arena, parodies of The A-Team and KRINGLECIDE!All captured LIVE at Atlantic City Boardwalk Con in the SWANKY TWO TRUE FREAKS SEASIDE SUITE!

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Posted: Sunday April 12, 2015

IT'S A DOUBLE HEADER! Two - COUNT 'EM - TWO episodes of STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION! Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they gab about THE OFFSPRING and SINS OF THe FATHER! In one episode, Data gains a daughter, but the prerequisite STARFLEET PRICK screws it all up!In the other, Worf gains a BOUNCING BABY BROTHER - THE CANDYMAN!

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Posted: Sunday April 12, 2015

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they go back to the ORIGINAL TREK for one of their favorite episodes - Theodore Sturgeon's SHORE LEAVE! For your money you get - A GUY IN A RABBIT SUIT - ONE OF THE LONGEST KIRK FIGHTS EVER - MCCOY SCORES A HOLE IN ONE - AND MORE!Plus - Chris shows off his new TREK FUNNYBOOKS! APES AND FUMETTIS!Then the STAR TREK RANDOM NUMBER COMPUTER dashes Scott's hopes for the next episode!

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Posted: Sunday February 8, 2015

I'm going to keep it brief. Scott Gardner. Chris Honeywell. UNCLE RANDY GARDNER. The Vulcan FREAKIN' DEATH GRIP!!! The Enterprise Incident.

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Posted: Sunday January 11, 2015

This month, Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner FINALLY get back to the DC TNG Star Trek comics in which Geordie fails to score ONCE AGAIN! But enough of that - this episode focuses on one of the best Next Gen episodes, and maybe one of the best episodes EVER - YESTERDAY'S ENTERPRISE! This is some PURE TREK, which once again sends the dynamic space-duo into a "why can't they make us some REAL TREK" rant. AGAIN. Join the Freaks for a celebration of some SPECTACULAR Star Trek!

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Posted: Sunday January 11, 2015

Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell are BACK with another KIRK FILLED episode of STAR TREK MONTHLY MONDAY! This month it's the TEEN DRAMA - CHARLIE X! But before the main event, the Freaks go over Chris' MASSIVE TREK HAUL as he loads up on Trek BOOKS! There's a short discussion of the new Trek/Planet Of The Apes mashup comic and then it's on tho the episode! This time you got - Spock pickin' and grinnin', PUBESCENT AWKWARDNESS, shoulder roll lessons, card tricks, three-dimensional SPACE CHESS and SO MUCH MORE! This show makes me feel HUNGRY ALL OVER!

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Posted: Sunday December 7, 2014

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for another episode of STAR TREK - THE NEXT GENERATION! This time it's the (not so) thrilling Kurosawa-inspired episode - A Matter Of Perspective! Does Riker commit murder over a LONELY SPACE WIFE? Will Picard ever paint again after his first scathing critique? Will he cry? (spoiler - he will) Chris also gets a TNG novelization and reflects on expanding his Trek book and comic collection. Then.....Sir Mix A Lot. It's THAT KIND of episode!

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Posted: Sunday December 7, 2014

After an unsuccessful attempt to call Uncle Randy, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell reluctantly TREK ON! This time we see the FULL CONTINGENT OF 7 DWARVES take a back seat to GARY SEVEN and *sigh* TERRI GARR! It's ASSIGNMENT: EARTH! Hear the Freaks wax poetic on the spin-off potential of this episode - JAMES BOND meets DOCTOR WHO!Also, there is a NICE, FAT STACK of e-mail this month and they're GOOD ONES! Also: Is Kirk a womanizer? Mirror Universe "The Savage Curtain"? AWESOME!

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Posted: Sunday November 9, 2014

Since last month, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell paid short shrift to Star Trek: The Next Generation, they decided to focus exclusively on it this month so Picard wouldn't cry like a little girl. Next month - expect the return of the FULL ROSTER!This month, Chris gets some Trek magazines in Pultneyville and Scott reads some READER MAIL which leads into some interesting and NON-TREK-LIKE tangents. Scott asks Chris if he has faith that Bob Orci is going to deliver a "more Trek-like" mStar Trek 3. The short answer is "no", but you get the long version here.

Then - FINALLY - The RETURN OF Q in season 3's DEJA Q!!

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Posted: Sunday October 12, 2014

Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell have SCUTTLED the NEXT GENERATION show this month to make room for their FAVORITE GUEST - UNCLE RANDY! That's right - "THE CAPTAIN" is BACK and he's ready to wrangle with PIZZA BOX TECHNOLOGY! The episode this month is a first season classic - BALANCE OF TERROR - featuring SPOCK'S DAD as a ROMULAN, a Bearclaw-like SPACE BIGOT and a SPACE WEDDING that's bound not to end well! Uncle Randy breaks out his DETAILED NOTES - and the fun begins! Also, SWAG is gloated over and the old, rusty STAR TREK COMPUTER is fired up! Why are you reading this? GET DOWNLOADING, LADDIE!

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Posted: Sunday September 21, 2014

In this, the FINAL episode of CONjure MONTH - join Scott Gardner, Scott Ryfun and Dr. Bill Robinson in a Star Trek-centric episode where The Freaks hold a panel supposedly on Star Trek Podcasting, but it quickly becomes a panel on STAR TREK! Kirk's wig theft (alleged) is discussed, Dr. Bill stalks Erin Grey, and Scott's son Logan makes an appearance at a KFC feeding session and post-con wrap-up!

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Posted: Sunday August 10, 2014

Scot Gardner and Chris Honeywell are WELL INTO season 3 of Star Trek: The Next Generation for this episode - "THE HIGH GROUND". This is a pretty shaded pre 9-11 tale of SPACE TERRORISTS and SPACE STOCHOLM SYNDROME where Picard takes the reasonable course of action - HE PUNCHES A GUY IN THE FACE! It's about time! Join the Freaks as they DECOMPRESS from the TOS episode and GODDAM HARRY MUDD with a really good episode of TNG! SPACE-KID TESTED AND ASTRO-MOTHER APPROVED!

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Posted: Sunday August 10, 2014

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they return from their vacation in Bora Bora to bring you a BRAND SPANKING NEW episode of OLD SCHOOL TREK - and wouldn't you know it - GODDAM HARRY MUDD. Yup, he's BACK, with a bevy of android beauties who don't handle illogic well. That's when the "comedy" begins. Yup, the mothballed Star Trek computer sure PICKED A WINNER! I AM NOT PROGRAMMED TO RESPOND IN THAT AREA! At least Chris got some Star Trek swag recently! Tune in and hear the Freaks make their TRIUMPHANT TREK RETURN!

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Posted: Monday July 14, 2014

Its Assistant Editor’s Month for Star trek Monthly Monday, so Andy Leyland, Paul Spataro, and Shawn Engel are doing the one thing that Scott63 Gardner can’t bring himself to do; cover Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. And not only are we covering Deep Space Nine, but we’re covering one of the best episodes of the show, the season four opener, “The Way of the Warrior”. The Dominion infiltration into the Alpha Quadrant has raised the concerns of the Klingon Empire, and only one man can help stop the Federation from going to war with one of their allies; Lt. Commander Worf! This episode has got it all…from great action scenes to incredible character development to Terry Ferrell and Nana Visitor in bikinis. What more could you ask for?Well, you could ask for a good DS9 comic to go with it. But you might not get it with issue 14 of the Deep Space Nine comic from Marvel. This one has members of the DS9 crew sitting around at Quark’s having a little B.S. session, telling tall tales about why the Klingons hate Tribbles so much. Plus, it has the most unfortunate image of Worf ever put to the four color medium. Two words…Cheese Chimichanga. So we hope the Freaks had a good month off as we had a blast doing these episodes. Engage!!!

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Posted: Monday July 14, 2014

Hello everyone, and welcome to a special Assistant Editors Month version of Star Trek Monthly Monday. The Freaks are on Holiday on Riza ogling some Orion slave girls, so Producer Paul Spataro, Andrew Leyland, and Shawn Engel are here to cover in their stead. And what do they bring to the show, but an episode of Star Trek Enterprise (or just Enterprise as it was called when it originally aired), “Regeneration”! The Borg are back, for the first time, unless you consider when the TNG crew encountered them, but it’s all timey-wimey stuff that can be overlooked. Plus there’s a real John Carpenter’s The Thing vibe from the beginning of the show as some Federation scientists in an Arctic outpost make some REALLY stupid choices. Plus, we discuss how much we love the theme song (which is not really at all). So make sure you keep your dosage of omichron radiation at the ready in case of sudden assimilation outbreaks. We hope you enjoy!

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Posted: Sunday April 13, 2014

This month, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell offer a DOUBLE HELPING of Star Trek:The Next Generation! This time up it's THE DEFECTOR and THE HUNTED! But THERE'S SO MUCH MORE! Luke Jaconetti from EARTH DESTRUCTION DIRECTIVE beams a subspace book review from the GAMMA QUADRANT and MAIL IS READ! Also - Chris reads the goddam synopsis for once!

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Posted: Sunday April 13, 2014

ABE LINCOLN AND GHENGIS KHAN - TOGETHER AGAIN ON TWO TRUE FREAKS!!!!!! That's right - this month Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell watch the episode with SPACE LINCOLN - THE SAVAGE CURTAIN! SEE the AMAZING Klingon Rich Little! Marvel as Kirk gushes like a LITTLE GIRL when he meets his hero! It's a FULL-OUT HISTORICAL FISTFIGHT - with a few POINTY STICKS thrown in!

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Posted: Monday March 10, 2014

This month join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell present a great third season episode - FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW AND I HAVE TOUCHED THE SKY! The good news - for ONCE the hot alien babe wants to build the beast with two backs with Dr. McCoy - The bad news - he has a fatal disease! Did he died? FIND OUT! The Freaks trot out Dr. Bill Robinson to sing you a little song and you never may be the same! Also - Konom the Pussified Klingon makes his ASS-KICKING RETURN - and by that I mean he runs away crying in a Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm dress and has a nice tea party. Check out DC Comics' Star Trek #43! Also, mail is answered, corrections are made, Chris gets a comic book and the requisit Nu-Trek griping that you have come to know and love!

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Posted: Monday February 10, 2014

This month, Scott Gardner's computer died like Vaal from a Kirk-induced logical error, so Chris Honeywell has brought in the BIG GUNS - Chris Tyler - THE HAIR METAL HERO to fill his sweaty, stinky shoes!! Cower at his mighty STAR TREK ORIGIN STORY! Quiver at the NEW John Byrne Trek fotonovel! SOIL YOURSELF IN SUPPLICATION at the coverage of THE APPLE - a second season spectacular! Who gets to co-host Star Trek Monthly Monday? Only the LUCKY ONES, my friend, ONLY THE LUCKY ONES! It's a hilarious and hijink-laden episode!

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Posted: Monday February 10, 2014

This month Chris Honeywell is faced with a dilemma when Scott Gardner's computer blows up - he recruits DINNER FOR GEEKS' Scott Ryfun to join in the festivities. This month they sample two so-so offerings - The Vengeance Factor and a mediocre comic! How does it make for such a long podcast? TANGENTS, my friend, TANGENTS. Here's what gets linked to Star Trek - Judas Priest, Liberace, Sylvester Stallone, horrible family trauma and The Lego Movie and SO MUCH MORE! For GOD'S SAKE - STRAP YOURSELF IN!

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Posted: Monday January 13, 2014

Join Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner for another SOUL MELTING edition of Star Trek: The Next Generation DELICIOUSNESS! This month, what should be a STEAMY and SEXY episode turns all STALKY and CREEPY when Troi is RELENTLESSLY STALKED by a CLEAR-EYED MANIAC, only to take time out for an 80's style aerobicize session with the ships CAMEL TOE SPORTIN' doctor! The good news? NO WESELEY! Sit back, relax and scratch your head - it's "THE PRICE"!

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Posted: Monday January 13, 2014

This month, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell serve up a JUMBO-SIZED helping of OLD SCHOOL STAR TREK! This month The Freaks answer some e-mails, reminisce about model kits past and go over some SCHWAG! THEN- The Freaks butt heads with their GREATEST FOE - SPACE HITLER! It's PATTERNS OF FORCE, where a "routine observation mission" once again inevitably leads to the foundation of an EXACT REPLICA OF NAZI GERMANY! THEN - if that wasn't enough - Scotty goes apeshit crazy and has dangerous delusions which endanger the whole ship in DC Comics' Star Trek comics! It's a quandry - which is sillier - SPACE NAZIS or SPACE GREMLINS? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!

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Posted: Sunday December 8, 2013

This month, join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell find that the Romulans are back and BOWL-HAIRCUTTIER (Webster's Dictionary take note) THAN EVER! We find out that Klingons have NO PROBLEM taking blood, but are SUPER-STINGEY with their own blood! What's up with that? Chris hates on Reading Rainbow, Geordie misses a chance for a pen pal, McRib finally becomes a Hero, an ad in the comic spurs a conversation about BATMAN - THE VIDEOTAPE and winds it up with a BLOCKBUSTER HORROR STORY! ALL THIS AND MORE in this month's Star Trek Monthly Monday! And - introducing - THE CRAW!

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Posted: Sunday December 8, 2013

This month's STAR TREK MONTHLY MONDAY finds the classic crew facing a GIANT SPACE AMOEBA or a GIANT SPACE VIRUS - depending on which version you've seen. Join Scott Gardner for THE IMMUNITY SYNDROME! Also, The Freaks anticipate John Byrne's Star Trek fumetti, Sock has an Obi Wan moment and the Enterprise plunges INTO DARKNESS - but in a good way this time!

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Posted: Monday November 11, 2013

Can a man love a SPACE ENERGY BEING - and if so - CAN DR. BILL ROBINSON SING ABOUT IT IN DULCET TONES? What is THE CANNIBAL RUN? What is BITCHITIS and how can you avoid catching it? WHO demanded that SPACE-RACIST and GENERAL INSUBORDINATE Lieutenant Bearclaw be brought back in the DC Comics Star Trek series? WHY are the Freaks talking about Hammer Horror movies? WHY AM I ASKING YOU? I ALREADY KNOW! WHY AM I YELLING?

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Posted: Monday November 11, 2013

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they look at the next episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation - BOOBY TRAP. Will the Freaks take the HIGH ROAD on the title of this one? What do you think! This time we find out that even an important member of Starfleet can still get SPACE FRIEND-ZONED! Seriously - he can only get a CHASTE KISS from the HOLODECK! LOSER!! Once again, Star Trek COMPLETELY SIDESTEPS a PORNOGRAPHIC SCENARIO in favor of SPACE FRUSTRATION! WHERE IS KIRK WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

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Posted: Monday October 14, 2013

This month, Scott Gardner is out with a bad case of Mudd's Colitis, so Chris Honeywell has recruited Scott 2.0 (McGregor) to fill in for an emotion packed episode of the original Star Trek. This time it's "THIS SIDE OF PARADISE", one of the most SPORE-SPEWIN', JUMPSUIT WEARIN', LEAD PIPE WIELDIN', SPOCK GRINNIN' episodes EVER! See Kirk rob Spock of the ONE MOMENT OF HAPPINESS IN HIS LONG, GOD FORSAKEN LIFE with a few hilarious cruel words! Learn how it's awesome to suffer and die even though you have the option to live happily forever! It's the HUMAN SPIRIT! The Star Trek computer acts up and we get Scott's Star Trek origin story! THEN - Dr. Bill Robinson shows up to prove to you that even a RED SHIRT can sing THE BLUES! Also - A BIG shout out to GERARD DELATOUR II, who drew the awesome image for this month's show!

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Posted: Monday October 14, 2013

While Scott Gardner languishes in sick bay, Chris Honeywell and Dr. Bill Robinson take one for the team with a very Troi-centric episode. It's a very after school specially, touchy-feely, picky scabby episode involving YET another of the apparently limitless number of reality controlling energy based life forms in the immediate galaxy. Also, Worf marries a young orphan boy and Picard gets to open old wounds in Weseley's psyche! Watch all the stages of grief condensed into 40 minutes! Bonus; Find out who Dr. Bill's MAN CRUSH is!

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Posted: Monday September 9, 2013

This month Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell present a special JUMBO SIZED Star Trek Monthly Monday. This month's episode is a real CROWD-PLEASER, but maybe not necessarily a SCOTT-PLEASER - THE TROUBLE WITH TRIBBLES! Instead of the usual comics and episode of The Next Generation, the Freaks have decided to SWITCH THINGS UP and throw in a BONUS Tribble-related Trek episode! It's the episode of Deep Space Nine where they give the original "Tribbles" the Forrest Gump Treatment - TRIALS AND TRIBBLE-ATIONS!!

Bonus: Scott explains why he DOESN'T hate Star Trek and why Sisko is the worst captain EVER.

DOUBLE BONUS: Dr. Bill Robinson ties it all in a bow with his angelic rendition of an OLD FEDERATION SPACE SPIRITUAL!

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Posted: Sunday August 11, 2013

Join hosts Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for another FISTS and PHASER-FILLED episode of the original STAR TREK! This time around it's the CONFUSINGLY PATRIOTIC episode - THE OMEGA GLORY! This is the one where Simon Van Gelder gets loose on a planet that's half MONGUL HORDE and half PLANET OF THE APES and has his merry way with the Prime Directive, all because he wants to live forever and not turn into a pile of kosher salt. Sound confusing? Then your brain will melt RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HEAD trying to wrap itself around the last 10 minutes of this one!

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Posted: Sunday August 11, 2013

<h2>Who watches "Who Watches The Watchers?"? Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell, that's who! Join these two intrepid Freaks as they watch some primitive screw head Proto-Vulcans make a mess of religion in about 24 hours. Picard has to do some serious damage control when the Prime Directive gets all screwed up YET AGAIN! Also, in the DC Comics Star Trek TNG comics, some friendly aliens pick up some members of the Enterprise D's crew for a little trip to the zoo and then VIVISECTION. Plus - MORE McRIBB!

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Posted: Monday July 8, 2013

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for one of the most concise Star Trek Monthly Mondays yet! But just because it's short, doesn't mean that it isn't packed full of FREAKY GOODNESS! This month's episode is "The Survivors", an excellent season 3 episode. Is it funny if a race of 50 BILLION beings gets wiped out if they have a funny name? Is it funny to enjoy Troi's MENTAL TORTURE at the hands of a music box? Apparently so! Does Picard GROW A PAIR? You'll hear ALL THIS and if you stick around until the bitter end, you just may learn something! By "learning something" we mean listening to THE ULTIMATE REDNECK SCHWARZENNEGGER THROWDOWN! IT'S NOT A TUMOR!

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Posted: Monday July 8, 2013

Join the Freaks as they watch the CLASSIC TREK episode - "The Mark Of Gideon"! This one REALLY stretches the limits of CREDIBILITY and LOGIC, but somehow Scottand Chris survive. But then - GODDAM HARRY MUDD! WILL THEIR BRAINS RECOVER? WILL YOURS? There's only ONE WAY to find out!

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Posted: Sunday June 9, 2013

Join Scott and Chris for this month's Star Trek : The Next Generation's offering of ENSIGNS OF COMMAND, in which Picard plays Vogon with a douchey species while Data makes time with Pam Dawber. Then - FINALLY, TNG comics are BACK! This time we find out if Picard is really going to fight the 8 foot Tony The Tiger creature to prove his innocence!

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Posted: Sunday June 9, 2013

Join hosts Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they check out the first season episode - GALILEO 7. Watch the crew of the shuttle craft mouth off to Mr. Spock on his first command while SPACE RINGO STARR picks them off one by one. None of this happens, though, until some listener mail is addressed. It's an ELECTRIFYING episode! Stick around to the end when Tarzan and Peter Gabrial get somehow involved!

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Posted: Sunday May 12, 2013

Since,for better or worse, Khan is returning to Star Trek in a new Star Trek movie, the Freaks decided to scrap the regular format and return to the ORIGINAL - Star Trek 2 - The Wrath Of Khan!Join Scott and Chris as they give one of the greatest sequels of all time the commentary treatment! Also, mail is answered and impotant announcements concerning our NEW WEBSITE at TWOTRUEFREAKS.COM - the new home of the DiManzicorp family of podcasts! Stick around to the end to hear the long lost screen test tapes from Wrath Of Khan! It's a BIT!

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Posted: Monday April 8, 2013

GAS MONTH continues in the NEXT GENERATION episode of Star Trek Monthly Monday 50 as the crew of the Enterprise-D get a snootful of laughing gas in the season 3 opener, "EVOLUTION"! Actually, it's no laughing matter - Wesely creates a life form that nearly destroys the Enterprise and the life work of a prick scientist. What kind of mixed signals does this kid get when he gets the death penalty for stepping on a space-cabbage on the Planet of the Porno People, but almost kills a ship full of innocent crewmen and gets nary a slap on the wrist? IT'S NOT RIGHT I TELL YA!

Plus: The Pork-Chop Express sets sails in search of PETE HESCH!

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Posted: Monday April 8, 2013

This month is GAS MONTH on Star Trek Monthly Monday as Chris and Scott reach the milestone 50th EPISODE of their monthly Star Trek coverage! This time, in OBSESSION, Kirk does battle with a gaseous cloud that craves DELICIOUS RED CORPUSCLES! Kirk apparently has HISTORY with this sickly-sweet ball of dry-ice and goes all CAPTAIN AHAB on it's ass! Spock and Bones are not amused.

Then - because YOU demanded it - THE RETURN OF HARRY MUDD! Next comes the part where we beat you with pillowcases full of Pepsi cans for demanding the return of Harry Mudd. Hang around to hear the elusive "Singing Schwarzennegger"!

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Posted: Monday March 11, 2013

THE BEST STAR TREK PODCAST IN THE UNIVERSE FOR TNG AND TOS!!

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they watch the final episode of season 2 - "SHADES OF GRAY". Riker gets scratched by a HOSTILE PLANT which sends him into a CLIP-SHOW COMA! Will he drag us along with him? Can the Freaks contain their dismay? THEN- A BRAND NEW SEGMENT! From now on, there shall be COMICS! DC Star Trek: The Next Generation comics to be specific!

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Posted: Monday March 11, 2013

THE BEST STAR TREK PODCAST IN THE UNIVERSE FOR TNG AND TOS!!

The Freaks are BACK with another AWESOME episode of Star Trek Monthly Monday. This month, the crew of the Enterprise are threatened by a CELL BURSTING LEE MERIWETHER and Spock turns into a JERK in THAT WHICH SURVIVES!! THEN, despite being written by one of Scott's favorite writers, the DC comic doesn't exactly FLOAT his SPACE-BOAT. DON'T BE LATE!

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Posted: Monday February 11, 2013

Join Scott and Chris as they welcome BACK their most popular guest ever - UNCLE RANDY! The laughs stack up like the bodies of the SPACE MINERS in this month's episode - THE DEVIL IN THE DARK! THEN, as if that wasn't enough - the Freaks answer some mail and FINALLY start covering the DC Star Trek comics again! Also: Arnold, the Kosher Klingon Pig! NO. KILL. I.

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Posted: Monday February 11, 2013

Join Scot and Chris, the Two True Freaks as they navigate TWO, COUNT 'EM, TWO episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. First off, it's THE EMISSARY, in which Worf goes FULL-NERD and tries to marry the first woman he "does". THEN, just as Riker is cheating his way to victory in some war games, things go quickly downhill in PEAK PERFORMANCE. Letters are read and somehow it all ends in SPACE HAWAII! Stick around to the BITTER END where a mysterious new threat, DIMANZICARE, rears it's ugly head!

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Posted: Monday January 14, 2013

Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell are BACK!

This month, Scott reads an IDW Omnibus and Chris' iMac BITES THE BIG ONE so he has to do all his podcasting work on his surplus Starfleet computer.

Then... ON TO THE MAIN EVENT! "THE DEADLY YEARS"! These are the voyages of the geriatric crew of the Starship Enterprise. Their grey haired mission-- To seek out New Life and New Sources of Fiber. To Slowly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.... or to Florida... BEHOLD the Miracle of Shatner and Doohan aging -- WITHOUT GAINING WEIGHT!! MARVEL at VULCAN INCONTINENCE! ALL THIS -- AND A LONG DISTANCE DEDICATION!

YOU DON'T WANNA MISS IT!

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Posted: Monday January 14, 2013

What makes Star Trek Monthly Monday THE Best Star Trek Podcast on the innernets? Maybe it's the fact that we answer the BURNING questions. For example --

Would you "DO" Lwaxana Troi?

Do Irish stereotypes still exist in the far-flung future?

What rock star played a fish-head gobbling fishead?

When the Enterprise is loaded with obnoxious refugees, isn't the answer really only an airlock away?

Frosted Lucky Charms - are they Magically delicious?

Seriously - could Picard be gay?

What does a celebrity talking pig have to do with all this?

All these questions AND MORE are unfortunately grappled with by your patient hosts, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell. Top o' the SPACE-MORNIN' to ya!

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Posted: Monday December 10, 2012

Chris Honeywell has guest host Andrew Leyland on because this month's offering is his FAVORITE EPISODE OF STAR TREK OF ALL TIME! Of course, it's AMOK TIME, the one where Spock gets the "7 Year Itch" and scratches Kirk's chest! It's all here - the MUSIC, the MAYHEM, the AWKWARD TALK ABOUT THE VULCAN BIRDS AND THE BEES and even some things you wouldn't expect, like Walter Cronkite and The Human League. FASCINATING.

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Posted: Monday December 10, 2012

Join Chris Honeywell and guest host Andrew Leyland as they take you to the soaring highs and the lowest lows of Star Trek: The Next Generation in a single episode! This month we meet the Borg in "Q Who?" and a band of space douchebags in "Samaratin Snare". Arnold the Synopsinator shows up and things get a little awkward. We like things that make us go!

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Posted: Monday November 12, 2012

Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner present one of the best and creepiest episodes of Trek - THE THOLIAN WEB!! This month the Freaks revisit the episode that traumatized young Scott with images of a GHOST KIRK! THEN - the Freaks toss another log on the SPACE-FIRE when they bring the Star Trek: Enterprise double episode IN A MIRROR DARKLY into the mix. Long time pal to the show Chris Gallo is brought aboard since he suggested it! Chris breathes a sigh of relief at not having to hear the PATHETIC normal opening theme to ENTERPRISE. PLUS- Morgan Freeman brings us a LONG-DISTANCE DEDICATION! DON'T MISS IT!

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Posted: Monday November 12, 2012

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for two more episodes of Star Trek - The Next Generation. After Scott shows off his British Star Trek comics, the Freaks get down to business. First up is THE ICARUS FACTOR, in which Riker has some serious daddy issues. Also Worf says - "PLEASE TAZE ME, BRO!!!" In the next episode, PEN PALS, Data befriends a Linus-headed little alien on a DYING WORLD! Will the PRIME DIRECTIVE get flushed down the SPACE CRAPPER once again? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!

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Posted: Monday October 8, 2012

It's time for TWO MORE episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation! This time, Riker, Worf and Data are the victims of bad writing IN A GOOD WAY in "THE ROYALE"! THEN - Picard meets his wacky, phased out twin and they become victims of bad writing, but NOT IN A GOOD WAY in "TIME SQUARED"! Confused? You should be, but if you hurry up and listen to the show, it will all become clear!

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Posted: Monday October 8, 2012

Is it the SPACE BURGER KING or the dreaded SPACE KOOL-AID MAN? Is it a rip-off of MIRI or CHARLIE X? I don't know what the hell it is, but it's GREEN and it's PISSED! Kirk LOSES COMMAND of the Enterprise! Kids control minds with ARSENIO HALL FIST PUMPS! ICE CREAM IS SERVED! HAIL, HAIL, FIRE AND STONE! CALL THE ANGEL, WE WILL GO!

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Posted: Monday August 13, 2012

This episode features the OLD SCHOOL TREK episode "Friday's Child", but that doesn't matter. What matters is the Freaks have scored a LEGENDARY MYSTERY GUEST this time around and things go OFF THE RAILS.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST IF YOU ARE DRINKING MILK!

Seriously, I CAN TELL YOU NO MORE - JUST LISTEN.

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Posted: Monday August 13, 2012

It's a short, sweet, and to the point episode as the Freaks examine two more episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation, THE DAUPHIN and CONTAGION! In what seems to be a WORLD TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN, Scott actually LIKES a Wesley Crusher episode! Then - find out what happens when the Enterprise neglects to install NORTON ANTI-VIRUS on the ship's computer!

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Posted: Monday July 9, 2012

Due to a FREAK TRANSPORTER ACCIDENT, the CLASSIC Trek and TNG Monthly Monday formats have been melded together into one CHERON-LIKE episode!

This month, The Freaks are joined by one of their favorite guests - Mike "Bibliomike" Poteet! The luck of the draw has brought two extremely similar episodes together -- very much like that old Reese's Peanut Butter Cup commercial...

Anyway, first up is the Classic Trek episode COURT MARTIAL -- where Kirk gets embroiled in a courtroom drama, but STILL gets time to mete out a few roundhouses!

Then, BEATEN AND SOBBING, The Freaks and special guest take on the BIG question - "Is Data People or just a WALKING TOASTER?" -- in the Next Generation episode MEASURE OF A MAN.

Yes, that's right, it's an episode chock full o' PHILOSOPHY AND GRAVITAS! It's a regular Masterpiece Theatre up in here!

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Posted: Monday May 14, 2012

This month, it's a special edition of Star Trek Monthly Monday! Since we have reached the point of the DC Star Trek comics continuity hitting the Star Trek 4, mark, the Freaks decided it was time to do another commentary! Of course, it's Star Trek 4, The Voyage Home! Follow the Freaks BAAAACK- back through time as they visit the far-flung past of 1987 with the crew of the late Starship Enterprise! It's a good-natured romp where our heroes confront boom boxes, pizza, the cop from the Village People and the smell of Klingon spaceships!

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Posted: Monday April 9, 2012

DISEMBODIED BRAINS! Fifty Quatloos says it's gonna be a GREAT episode if it's got GLOWING, PULSING BRAINS ON PEDESTALS! As icing on the cake you've got yer sexy green haired warrior woman, space-Bea Arthur and gratuitous catering equipment! Of course, Scott has read some Trek books, Leonard Nimoy pops up to make a strong, if cheesy anti-war statement and oh yeah - there's COMICS!

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Posted: Monday April 9, 2012

It's TWO -COUNT 'EM TWO great episodes of Star Trek - The Next Generation this month! First off - Doctor Pulaski goes into all-out McCoy mode and gets all wrinkly and crabby in "UNNATURAL SELECTION", we get a whiff of CON FUNK and then Riker GOES NATIVE with a Klingon crew in "A Matter Of Honor"! It's TWO great episodes for the price of ONE! Find out about those annoying DARWIN KIDS and why it all ends with FLIPPER.

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Posted: Monday March 12, 2012

In a RIP-ROARIN' episode, the Freaks FREAK OUT over the enhanced version of the original series masterpiece THE DOOMSDAY MACHINE! Marvel as how what was once a LUMBERING, SPACE-CIGAR has now become a LEAN-MEAN, PLANET-EATING MACHINE! THEN, if your brain hasn't exploded yet, it's a STANDOUT, DOUBLE SIZED issue of the DC comics in which Kirk and crew meet the versions of themselves from 20 YEARS IN THE PAST! Len Wein MAKES IT WORK! On top of it all, Scott and Chris get a ton of STAR TREK SWAG!

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Posted: Monday March 12, 2012

This month, the Freaks once again tackle TWO, COUNT 'EM TWO, episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation! First up "Quiet As A Whisper" in which we get to see Troi make google-eyes at a deaf, ginger space-diplomat. At least this episode is partially redeemed by three RIDICULOUS deaths! Then, Data get's a bad case of "Grandpa On The Brain" in "The Schizoid Man", a perfect title for Scott and Chris to immaturely mispronounce! We also learn why androids and facial hair definitely DO NOT mix.

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Posted: Monday February 13, 2012

The Freaks get all philosophical on Chris' new Star Trek book and then it's right on to SPACE LIBERACE! Oh yes, it's THAT episode and the Freaks couldn't be happier. Join them as they view Trelain through new eyes! Is he a fledgling Q or just another SPACE-PRICK? How do you spank a creature comprised of PURE ENERGY? These questions and MANY MORE come up in our latest episode, so sit down at your harpsichord, pour a glass of Tranya and light the candelabra, it's time for "The Squire Of Gothos"!

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Posted: Monday February 13, 2012

This month, the Freaks visit Merrie Olde England via the holodeck and attend an attempted space-shotgun wedding, or is it a shotgun space-wedding? Anyway, Data and Geordie pick up annoying accents and get doctor Pulaski to play damsel in distress in "Elementary, Dear Data". Did I mention that something GOES TERRIBLY WRONG with the holodeck? Didn't see that coming!

Then we meet a true space-scoundrel in "Outrageous Okona" while Data tries to grow a sense of humor by watching a space-holo-comedian do Jerry Lewis impressions. Hilarity ensues!

And MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, IF YOU'RE LUCKY...the Freaks might have a SPECIAL GUEST STAR!

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Posted: Monday January 9, 2012

BEHOLD THE GOD THAT BLEEDS! Yes, this month, Shatner puts the ROK in KIROK who in turn puts it in Miromante in this month's episode THE PARADISE SYNDROME! That's right, sometimes a Captain just wants to shuck it all and GO SPACE-NATIVE! Find out how ancient astronauts populated the galaxy with planets full of HOLLYWOOD BACKLOT SETS!

Also the Freaks read a DC Star Trek comic featuring a flashback story where Uhura runs afoul of some Klingons. Scott points out a TINY continuity error. Carmine Infantino is the guest penciller and you would think that would be a good thing......

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Posted: Monday January 9, 2012

Star Trek - The Next Generation HAS RETURNED! This month the Freaks return with the first two episodes of the second season of TNG! THE BEARD IS BACK!

First up is THE CHILD, in which Troi gets knocked up by a friendly space-night light just in time for a new space doctor to join the cast along with Whoopie Goldberg and her space-saloon!

Next is WHERE SILENCE HAS NO LEASE where yet another space-jerk decides to toy with less advanced humans, probably because of their space-smugness. Also, Worf beats up Skeletor and one of the Ninja Turtles.

Find out which Star Trek book has Scott torn about how he feels about it's "Save The Space-Whales" stance.

More Star Trek than you can shake a space-stick at!

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Posted: Monday December 12, 2011

WILL THE CHRISTMAS SURPRISES EVER STOP? Short answer - YES, but NOT FOR A MONTH! This time Scott and Chris drop a big, Enterprise-shaped present under the virtual Christmas tree! Trust me, there are worse things they could drop! When you shake it, it sure sounds like a movie commentary, but you'll never know until you unwrap (download) it!

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Posted: Monday November 14, 2011

This month the Freaks dedicate an entire episode to what is generally acknowledged as one of the greatest Trek episodes of all time - City On The Edge Of Forever. The first half of the show is a real-time commentary with the episode so you can watch along! The second half of the show the Freaks discuss their feelings and the origins and controversies surrounding this episode. (Hint- Harlan Ellison's name comes up).

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Posted: Monday November 14, 2011

Freaks polish off the scandalous first season of Star Trek : The Next Generation with the final episode, "The Neutral Zone"! Space-Roger Miller, a yuppie and a housewife walk into the Enterprise...... No, this is not the beginning of a joke, it's the premise of the episode that re-introduces the Romulans! Then, they take a look back at the last 26 episodes and then set their sights to the future - SEASON 2!

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Posted: Monday September 12, 2011

This month is full of rich chocolatey space-goodness!

Scott takes a trip to the Kennedy Space Center and catches a Star Trek exhibit before it closes down -- get the detailed scoop here!

Then, things get REAL UGLY when the Enterprise crew meets the Medusan ambassador in "Is There In Truth No Beauty?" I think it's a rhetorical question.

But that's not all! Scott throws out ANOTHER curve ball and The Freaks break from the usual DC Comics coverage to read a MYSTERY STAR TREK COMIC! OOOOOH! MYSTERY COMIC!

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Posted: Monday September 12, 2011

This month, The Freaks decided to FINALLY cover the eagerly awaited "We'll Always Have Paris!" after three months of putting it off. In this bizarre episode, we find out that, in his younger days, Picard was a groupie for the Mamas And The Papas and that three Datas are better than one!

Then it's on to... "CONSPIRACY"! This one will BLOW YOUR MIND! Actually, it will blow your face off first, THEN make your head explode leaving a smoking, hollowed-out trunk with a partial spinal cord hanging out.

So, toast up a big bucket of mealworms and settle in for the long haul!

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Posted: Monday August 8, 2011

STOP THE SPACE PRESSES! Two True Freaks have suspended the normal format and bring some love to the much-maligned Star Trek V - The Final Frontier! Grab some popcorn, put in the movie and then listen to Scott and Chris talk all the way through it! Is it a MASTERPIECE? Certainly not, but it's definitely a SHATNERPIECE!

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Posted: Monday July 11, 2011

This Month the Freaks welcome Chris Gallo, Fizzbin player extraordinaire to a hilarious episode! This month's featured old-school Star Trek is "A Piece Of The Action" in which Kirk and Spock-O get all gangster on your asses! THEN, as if that wasn't enough, the Freaks present THREE- COUNT 'EM THREE issues of DC Star Trek!!!! HOW MUCH MORE CAN YOU ASK FOR?

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Posted: Monday July 11, 2011

This month the Freaks decided to focus on one intense installment of Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Skin Of Evil". In this awesome episode, we bid farewell to a member of the Enterprise D crew who tangles with a tar creature made of PURE EVIL! Have you ever been engulfed in black, oozy evil? WELL IT AIN'T NO PICNIC!

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Posted: Monday June 13, 2011

DUDE! It's an awesome month for Star Trek: The Next Generation as the Freaks review two wildly different late first season episodes! First up is "Arsenal Of Freedom", a phaser-filled action-packed episode followed by "Symbiosis" where things positively MELLOW OUT when the Enterprise D meets a planet of SPACE STONERS and a planet of SPACE PUSHERS. MUNCHIES ENSUE! Random elements this month- Shirley Temple, Steppenwolf and Pee-Wee Herman! Bonus points if you can SPOT THE CHONG!

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Posted: Monday June 13, 2011

This Month, The Freaks delve into the dreaded THIRD SEASON of the Original STAR TREK television series for the classic episode "Whom Gods Destroy".

Apparently, Garth of Izar has gone a few crystals short of a chandelier and decided to start chewing up the scenery, but don't worry -- SHATNER WILL NOT BE OUTDONE! Kirk fits ensue!

Then - in DC Comics' Star Trek - it's ROMULANS VS A TEN-SPEED BICYCLE! No lie. Nimoy flips everyone off, somehow Dolly Parton shows up, and Scott and Chris do a number on Best Buy -- thus negating another potential advertising deal. YIKES!

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Posted: Monday May 9, 2011

IT'S ON! In this month's episode the Freaks watch "Errand Of Mercy"! Finally it looks like the Federation and the Klingon Empire get to duke it out! The only thing standing between peace and all-out war are a group of wussy pacifists. They couldn't possibly mess things up,could they? Then things get weird. Giant, idiotic bugs and gun-toting kitty cats figure into the DC Comics part of this show and you know what? Maybe Chris and Scott are mellowing in their old age, but it wasn't that bad!

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Posted: Monday May 9, 2011

This month the Freaks tackle two solid Next Generation episodes! The first, "Coming Of Age" finds young Wesely Crusher getting his mind messed with by Star Fleet Academy while the crew of the Enterprise get similarly messed with br Dr. Quinn, Medicine Admiral. THEN...It's the return of the KLINGONS in "Heart Of Glory"!! In this episode we find that you can take a Klingon away from Klingon, but you can't take the Klingon OUT of a Klingon! Does this not make sense? Listen in and listen up and Scott and Chris will make it ALL CLEAR.

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Posted: Monday April 11, 2011

Scott was busy this month, off becoming an Official Walt Disney World MONORAIL PILOT, so Chris invited The Irredeemable Shag to sit in on this Special Episode focusing on "Star Trek: First Contact", the first fully-Next Generation movie! This is Shag's first Star Trek episode on "Two True Freaks!" and his enthusiasm shows! Stick around to the end to see exactly how enthusiastic he can get! Continuity issues are hashed out, Oobie Doobie gets played, a Borg Gorn is proposed, and so much more!

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Posted: Monday March 14, 2011

It's the second part of the NEW SPECTACULAR STAR TREK MONTHLY MONDAY! This time the Ugly Bags Of Mostly Water tackle two, count 'em TWO, episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. First up is "When The Bough Breaks" in which the crew of the Enterprise gets the chance to ditch Wesely Crusher on a legendary hidden planet -- and inexplicably DON'T! Next, it's the crew of the Enterprise 1701-D versus a really condescending prick of a crystalline entity in "Home Soil"!

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Posted: Monday March 14, 2011

Comb your hair and put your boots on! It's time for CLASSIC TREK! This month, The Freaks examine the classic episode "WINK OF AN EYE" in which Kirk's metabolism is rocketed into hummingbird speed with some tampered-with space Starbucks! Then it's on to the DC Comics series with Spock's cheesy pseudo-Freudian nightmare followed by the triumphant return of REDJAC! He may still have the voice of Piglet, but this time he's bigger, badder, and OUT FOR REVENGE! Revenge on who? Who do you think?

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Posted: Monday February 14, 2011

In a very funny episode of 'Star Trek Monthly Monday', The Freaks make some lemonade from some space lemons, Capt. Kirk wields a space dildo in "What Are Little Girls Made Of?", we see the latest model of the Christopher Pikemobile in "Too Short A Season", and Sulu subdues a foe using (for real, not kidding) chopsticks and a Transformer!! Space racism? You Betcha! Also: Puppet Lurch, people thrown into bottomless pits, styrofoam caves, and absolutely NO Wesely Crusher! Plus - as a Special Bonus - BLUEGRASS BONES!

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Posted: Monday January 3, 2011

In the first of a trifecta of movie commentaries, the Freaks take on JJ Abram's Star Trek from 2009. Hear from moment to moment what the Freaks love and hate about this "re-imagining" or whatever the hell you call it, of the original Trek crew. Don't expect them to take a dump on it Dark Knight style, but this is no love-in, either - the Freaks do have some serious issues with this one. So sit back, pop in your DVD of Trek '09 and listen to the Freaks eat, gripe, burp and sometimes even praise their way through this blockbuster hit - all in front of a live audience of Scott's kids!

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Posted: Monday December 20, 2010

In an unorthodox episode, instead of their usual insightful analysis, the Freaks do an AUDIO COMMENTARY for TWO, count 'em, TWO episodes of Trek! First off, Kirk gets creepy with a 300 year-old underage girl in "Miri" - Then, it's more holodeck hijinks in the Next Generation in "11001001" where Number One tries to "make it so" with a lovely hologram! Hear what the Freaks have to say as you watch along! Of course, the show wouldn't be complete without a DC Star Trek comic and this month we have issue 19, written by Walter Koenig himself!

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Posted: Monday November 8, 2010

This month, in a MASSIVE MILESTONE 150th episode, The Freaks offer up a GIANT-SIZED episode chock full of Star Trek surprises!!

First up, it's the classic TOS episode "The Changeling" -- an episode with MANY similarities to Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Billions are killed, Scotty pulls a Lazarus, and Uhura has a hard-drive crash!

Next, it's a special Scotty-centric issue of DC's Star Trek comic. Prepare yourselves for a SPECIAL SURPRISE in this segment!

Finally, we wind things down with a sensuous episode of The Next Generation -- "Angel One". Riker gets his Kirk on!

All this PLUS IDW's "Khan: Ruling In Hell" and The "Blood Will Tell" Mini-Series -- and a visit from Konom the pussified Klingon!!

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Posted: Monday October 11, 2010

This month, The Freaks celebrate the Return of Scott as mix-master of Star Trek Monthly Monday!! Also this month, you get TWO Mugatos, space-poop Mugato-bite cure, space Viagra, Chapel punching Spock, Kirk kicking Jawas, Hells Angels in spaaaaace, double Data duty, flaming Doctor Crusher, hot Crystalline Entity on Enterprise action, fish tank space suits, Sulu sword references, and so much more!

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Posted: Monday September 13, 2010

This month the Freaks tackle one of the most baffling episodes of the original series - The Alternative Factor! Therin we meet Lazarus, the time-traveler with the fiber-optic goatee who holds the fates of two universes in his hands! Then it's on to DC Comic's Star Trek where the crew return to our universe to discover that they may need the help of a nosy Andorian reporter to keep Kirk and company out of the clink! Finally, in Star Trek : The Next Generation, we see the first Holodeck Gone Haywire episode - The Big Goodbye. Keep your eyeballs peeled for some classic character actors in this one!

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Posted: Monday August 9, 2010

GET READY! Through the magic of technology, Two True Freaks Present: SCOTT IN A CAN! Yes, he may be on hiatus, but Chris dutifully squirreled away some episodes so you listeners won't have to endure GARDNER D.T.'S! This episode features the format you love with the original Freaks you have come to tolerate! First off, the original Trek offers up "The Way To Eden", the only episode that Chris has never seen. Can he endure the soul-crushing space-hippie jam sessions led by space- Quentin Tarantino?

Then the Freaks bid a reluctant farewell to the Mirror Universe in DC Comics' Star Trek #15. What could be next?

Then, in Star Trek : The Next Generation - Can Deanna get out of her arranged marriage to a girly-man before we have to see her mother naked? ALL THESE QUESTIONS ANSWERED AND SO MUCH MORE!

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Posted: Monday July 12, 2010

The internet's BEST Star Trek Podcast Returns for yet another exciting installment!!

But... what's going on here?! By some weird coincidence, BOTH episodes of Star Trek this episode feature the Enterprise crew fighting greasy-faced enemies for some powerful alien's mysterious purposes! First in the original series episode "The Day Of The Dove" and then in the Next Generation episode "Hide And Q"! What is it about omnipotent aliens that makes them such a royal pain in the ass? The Freaks bring in Trek experts Jon M. Wilson (of the Amazing Spider-Man Classics Podcast), Juan Schwartz of the Andorian Cosplayers Society (San Francisco chapter), and Michael Bailey (of the Views From The Longbox Podcast) to ponder this question. Finally, things are coming to a serious head in the Mirror Universe story arc in DC Comics' Star Trek issue 14, where it seems once again to be Kirk Vs. EVERYONE! Guess who wins?

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Posted: Monday June 14, 2010

Welcome back to "Two True Freaks!" Star Trek Monthly Mondays -- The BEST Star Trek Podcast on the Internet!!

This month, The Freaks start off the show with a discussion of the most recent new comic book release by John Byrne and IDW. Chris has watched some more of James Cawley in "Phase II" and the "Of Gods and Men" movie. And Scott offers up a book review of the novelization of the 2009 J.J. Abrams film, so the talk turns to a re-examining of his and Chris' feelings towards "New Trek".

Then, it's on to the CLASSIC TOS Era Trek and the awesome episode -- Who Mourns For Adonais? -- in which a lonely Greek God wants to reach out and touch someone so badly, he uses his big, green, glowy hand to snag the Enterprise!! It's Kirk and Crew versus Apollo!!

Up next, in their continuing look at the first volume of DC Comics' Star Trek comic book series, Chris and Scott take a peek at issue #13. Kirk and Crew are in the Mirror Universe and all is not as it seems! Can they survive in this evil, twisted, fun-house version of their reality... or will they be found out?

Last, but never least, The Freaks warp into the 24th Century where Captain Picard experiences the same thing Scott always does when the Ferengi show up -- a massive friggin' headache!! -- in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "The Battle"!!

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Posted: Monday May 10, 2010

Welcome back to Two True Freaks! Star Trek Monthly Mondays -- The BEST Star Trek Podcast!!

In this SEXTACULAR episode, The Freaks start off with a HOT SLAB OF STEAMIN' ORIGINAL SERIES called "Bread And Circuses" in which Kirk and crew find out the meaning of the phrase "WHEN IN ROME"!

Next, the continuing DC Comics Mirror Universe Saga gets even more volatile and violent as the good Kirk GETS HIS, but doesn't "GET ANY"!

Last, but never least, we warp into the 24th Century and visit a SENSUAL world filled with aerobics instructors in the Next Generation Episode "JUSTICE"! Yeah, they're all tan and fit and they just LOOOOOVE those federation uniforms! The entire crew prepares for an UNINHIBITED, NOOKIE-FILLED SHORE LEAVE when Wesley Crusher.... y'know, I really don't want to talk about it...

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Posted: Tuesday April 13, 2010

In this Special Bonus Supplemental Episode of "Two True Freaks!", Scott Gardner is joined by fellow podcaster extraordinaire Chris Johnson to discuss the merits of the vastly underrated Star Trek spin-off series -- "ENTERPRISE"!!

The fellas discuss the cast -- who they liked, who they loved, and who they didn't dig so much. All four seasons are discussed -- the great episodes, the not-so-great episodes, the exciting plotlines, the thrilling cliffhangers, and the incredible arc that was Season Three!

And lastly, the "Legacy of Enterprise". What might've happened had the show continued? What would we have wanted to see? What would we have dreaded seeing? And how did we feel about the end of the series and the WAY that the series was ended?

All that and MORE in this heart-felt tribute to a show we feel was cruelly cancelled far too soon... Enjoy!!

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Posted: Monday April 12, 2010

With this episode of "Two True Freaks!", Star Trek Monthly Monday turns 18 and is now legal. To celebrate, your hosts Chris Honeywell and Scott H. Gardner bring oodles and oodles of Trek Talk to keep you entertained! Awesome and exciting stories are shared, feedback is read, "thank yous" are bestowed, and the FIRST EVER Two True Freaks Contest is announced!!

Then it is on to the CLASSIC Television Episode "Operation: Annihilate" in which Captain Kirk races to save Spock, his nephew, and a million colonists from the horrible invasion of the Pizza Creatures!! This is one of the greats, folks. Buckle up!!

Next, the continuing Mirror Universe Saga thrills come fast and furious in DC Comics' Star Trek #11 as, after 15 years, Kirk finally faces Mirror Kirk!!

Last, but never least, we warp into the 24th Century and examine the odd, but interesting Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode "Lonely Among Us" which ALSO features the crew of the Enterprise menaced by possessed colleagues!! Just how clueless can our heroes be while their friends clearly behave out-of-character? Listen to find out!!

Here They Are, Friends!! The Official Questions To The First-Ever Two True Freaks Contest (Listen to this week's episode for details on how to enter!) --

1) What was the first Star Trek novel Scott deemed "fantastic" in a Star Trek Monthly Monday book review segment?

2) What was the first Star Trek film Scott saw "at the movies"?

3) What is Chris' favorite Star Trek film?

4) Who composed the score to Star Trek: The Motion Picture?

5) What Star Trek: The Original Series episode was discussed on the third Star Trek Monthly Monday (The Freaks' nickname for the episode is also acceptable)?

6) What tv channel did The Freaks watch Star Trek on as kids? (Bonus points if you can tell us the call letters of the station!)

7) What is the official Two True Freaks nickname for the Talosians? (Bonus points if you can tell us who coined the nickname!)

8) What is Chris' nickname for The Gorgan from the Classic Trek episode "And The Children Shall Lead"?

9) What is Scott's favorite Star Trek film?

10) What two classic and "super-powerful" alien races are involved in the first story arc of DC's original Star Trek comic book series?

11) What's the name of the "pussified Klingon" in DC's first Star Trek comics series?

12) Which Star Trek Monthly Monday episode featured Kirk fighting a doppleganger in both the TV episode and the DC Comic that were reviewed?

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Posted: Monday March 8, 2010

In this thrill-packed episode of "Two True Freaks!", your hosts Chris Honeywell and Scott H. Gardner discuss a TON O' TREK!! First up is the CLASSIC Television Episode "Mirror, Mirror" in which Captain Kirk, Lt. Uhura, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Scott wind up in a straaaaange parallel universe in which everybody is eeeeeee-vil... and Mr. Spock sports a goatee.

Next, you will piss yourself with excitement as we recap DC Comics' Star Trek #10 featuring the RETURN OF THE MIRROR MENACE!!

Last, but never least, we jump ahead to the 24th Century and the Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode "Where No One Has Gone Before" in which the crew of the Enterprise is catapulted about a bazillion light-years from home!! Can Wesley's new "special friend" help them get back safely or does he really just want to touch the boy inappropriately? Listen to find out!!

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Posted: Monday February 8, 2010

What a coincidence! This month, both episodes of the Star Trek tv show feature alien races making the Enterprise crew jump through hoops to prove that humans are a virtuous race. First, the Melkotians send the original crew to the O.K. Corall in "Spectre Of The Gun". Then, Picard and crew meet the Ferengi and are tested by remnants of a lost civilization in "The Last Outpost". Also, DC Comics' Star Trek has a little surprise up it's sleeve!

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Posted: Monday January 25, 2010

The Freaks are joined by NOTED STAR TREK AUTHOR Mike Poteet as they break down Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan - perhaps the most popular Star Trek movie -- and Star Trek III: The Search For Spock - one of the most underrated Star Trek movies, as well as the only Star Trek movie both Freaks were lucky enough to have seen at an actual Drive-In!

SPECIAL BONUS -- A Two True Freaks DRINKING GAME: Take a shot every time someone says "KHAN"! Fun for the whole famn damily!!

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Posted: Monday January 11, 2010

Where to start?! This month, The Freaks go all chronological and start with the classic original series episode "Catspaw", written by Robert Bloch - In this thrilling episode, Kirk meets a pussy he DOESN'T like! Then, it's on to DC's Star Trek #8, in which Saavik gets the seven year itch and turns into a ......very sweaty Vulcan! Finally, It's "Code of Honor", a Next Generation episode in which the crew of the Enterprise visit Jamaica and meet the Seven-Up Guy! GOT ALL THAT?

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Posted: Monday December 14, 2009

The Star Trek is piling up! This month, The Freaks relive the first appearance of Harry Mudd in the Classic Original Series lady-laden episode -- "Mudd's Women"! Then they head under the sea to learn if Orca Stayfree LIKES PIKE! DC Comics' Star Trek #8 provides an origin story for the half-Romulan Lt. Saavik in a story that leads up to the events of Star Trek III: The Search For Spock. And finally The Freaks welcome aboard Adriana Ferguson of the SUPER FUTURE FRIENDS PODCAST for the debut of their new Star Trek : The Next Generation episode review feature! This month, it's "The Naked Now" in which Geordi infects the crew with a bug that makes everyone wig out! Wesley gets obnoxious, Picard gets annoyed, and Tasha Yar and Data get busy!!

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Posted: Monday November 9, 2009

It's a Two True Freaks Special Presentation! The full-length made-for-tv movie that started it all --- Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Encounter At Farpoint"!!

Listen to The Freaks boldly embark on yet another MASSIVE UNDERTAKING - the show-by-show, chronological coverage of the full run of Star Trek: The Next Generation!

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Posted: Monday November 9, 2009

Isn't the saying supposed to be - "All the women want to have Kirk and all the men want to BE Kirk"? Apparently, this episode is going to prove half of that saying wrong with TWO tales of mentally ill women actually BECOMING Captain Kirk! One uses a mysterious alien technology in the original tv series episode "The Turnabout Intruder"!. The other employs ancient shape-shifting techniques to pull the ol' switcheroo in DC Comics' Star Trek issue #6!

And did I say that was all? Well, you are most definitely NOT excused, so sit your ass down and get comfortable for a trip below the sea to ORCA'S BOOK CLUB!!

And finally...brace yourselves and prepare your brains, dear listeners, for an EXPLOSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT! Star Trek Monthly Monday will NEVER BE THE SAME!!!! AHAHAHAHA!

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Posted: Monday October 12, 2009

This month, The Freaks offer up enough Star Trek to choke a Mugato! First up is a soundbite of Star Trek Phase II mastermind James Cawley speaking at DragonCon, followed by DISCO McCOY, a senses-shattering review of DC Comics' Star Trek #5, and then... it's time to Join The Search!! The Search For...SPOCK'S BRAIN!

Joining the Freaks are Todd Grady and Eric Peterson, as they pick apart this Classic Original Trek Episode.

BRAIN AND BRAIN! WHAT IS BRAIN!

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Posted: Monday September 14, 2009

In this very exciting episode, the Freaks give some much needed love to the oft-neglected and sadly far, far underappreciated first (and Scott's personal favorite) Star Trek film -- Star Trek: The Motion Picture!!

In the first half of the episode, Chris and Scott blab about their personal discoveries, thoughts, feelings, and insights on the film and its various incarnations, most especially the Director's Edition.

Then in the second half of the show, the Freaks are joined by first timer to the show Luke (ljacone on thecomicforums.com) and returning guest-freak extra-ordinaire Chris Gallo (webhead) for fascinating round-table discussion of the first and most "science-fictiony" big-screen Trek!

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Posted: Monday August 10, 2009

This month, the Freaks offer up an episode packed to the gills starting with the DC Comics adventures of Kirk and crew, a review of a published Trek short story by listener Mike Poteet, and the conclusion to their stunning panel discussion of the second part of "The Menagerie".

With special guests Lenny Cooper and Blushin' Bibliomike himself, giver of gravitas!

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Posted: Monday July 13, 2009

This month Scott finally finishes off the last 6 issues of the Marvel Comics run of Star Trek and this series at least goes out with a bang -- and not a moment to soon, because now there's more time to discuss the vastly superior DC Star Trek run!! This episode it's issue #3! This month's original Trek episode is part one of the two-parter called "THE MENAGERIE"!! Joining the Freaks this month are Lenny Cooper and published Trek author, Mike Poteet! Listen as our guests impart GRAVITAS, a seldom seen element in a Two True Freaks Podcast!

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Posted: Monday June 8, 2009

TOO MUCH TREK! You do the math! SIX, count 'em SIX Marvel comics issues (# 7-12)! ONE awesome DC Comic! NINE living witnesses to the atrocities of KODOS THE EXECUTIONER and only TWO survivors! TWO True Freaks and FOUR vintage Mego commercials! Add it up on your STAR TREKULATOR, it never makes mistakes! This month's original Trek episode is a whodunnit called "THE CONSCIENCE OF THE KING"

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Posted: Monday May 11, 2009

In a jam-packed episode, the freaks offer speculation on the new movie (be sure to check out our full review in episode 50),Orca's Book Club, Marvel Star Trek comics, DC Star Trek comics, IDW Star Trek comics and the original series episode DAGGER OF THE MIND featuring the fiendish NEURAL NEUTRALIZER!

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Posted: Sunday May 10, 2009

The Freaks give their SPOILER FILLED review of the new J.J. Abrams directed Star Trek movie. Is Kirk up to snuff? Will the continuity wonks be satisfied? CAN they be satisfied? Is it sequel worthy? Should you believe the hype? What is the CHEESE-FACTOR? Is Nimoy just beaming it in? Is it your daddy's Star Trek? Believe it or not, these questions and many, many more are all answered in this rushed-out episode! Did I mention that this episode is especially SPOILERY? Remember - YOU WERE WARNED!!

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Posted: Monday April 13, 2009

Horrific? Hilarious? Robert Bloch's "Wolf In The Fold" is both! Winnie the Pooh is crossed with Jack the Ripper in the episode Scott likes to call "The Killer Piglet". Scott also reviews John Byrne's "Romulans: The Hollow Crown" comics. Top it off with some vintage Kirk and that ought to shut you up for another month...Until then...click HERE to watch Wolf In The Fold!

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Posted: Monday April 6, 2009

Fuggedaboud Dork Reign! Screw Final Crapsis!! The Freaks have just read the REAL comic book event of the year!! Join 'em for an in-depth analysis of IDW's Star Trek mini-series "Countdown", the prequel for the much-anticipated and much-feared J.J. Abrams Star Trek movie!! Do the comics help to ease the feelings of dread that Scott and Chris have been feeling for months, or are they simply another cheesy pointless tie-in to make a quick buck? Should they now read the IDW Terminator: Salvation prequel mini? Join the Dorky Duo and find out if they are holding their breath or holding their noses!

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Posted: Monday March 9, 2009

This month brings us one of the All-Time Great Classic Trek episodes - "Arena". This all-out Kirk vs Gorn knock-down drag-out tussle sure aims to please as Bill Shatner uses every trick from his sack of Jim Kirk battle-moves to foil a constipated lizard-guy with obvious respiratory problems. As if this wasn't enough, Chris brags about how much documentary Trek lit he's been reading and Scott dons flippers and a snorkel to visit everybody's favorite plus-sized sub-aquatic mammal, Orca Stayfree, in Orca's Book Club! Top it off with some vintage Kirk and that ought to hold you another month.

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Posted: Monday February 9, 2009

This month the Freaks welcome Chris Gallo aka Webhead to the show in a fun-filled analysis of the classic original Trek episode "Tomorrow Is Yesterday" the first Star Trek time travel story! This is also our first (but not last) guest on a Star Trek Monthly Monday. Send us a short list of your favorite episodes and maybe YOU could be on the show!!

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Posted: Monday January 12, 2009

This month, the freaks watch "The Cloud Minders", which they obviously prefer calling "The Gas Passers". This is a weird episode with an undercurrent of gas..err.. CLASS warfare. This is what happens when the masses huff the gasses! Also, watch for some "anomalous elements" like a romantic subplot involving Spock! Also, Scott reviews the Next Generation novel "Before Dishonor" by Peter David. Chris also gives a shout out to WILLIAM SHATNER'S YOUTUBE SITE

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Posted: Monday December 8, 2008

This week the freaks take on the Star Trek episode "Return To Tomorrow", featuring the hyper-evolved entity "Sargon"! You can watch it LEGALLY HERE Also, we talk some smack on the new Star Trek trailer!

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Posted: Monday November 10, 2008

This is our first Star Trek Monthly Monday! In this episode, Scott reviews a few Star Trek books and then it's on to the main subject, "Where No Man Has Gone Before", an episode of the original Trek. Hear The Freaks' take on it! Join us as we slowly work our way through the Trek series that started it all! BONUS: Chris hates on the opening music to "Enterprise".

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Posted: Monday October 20, 2008

This week the freaks plumb their childhoods and rake over the trauma that Star Trek wrought on their young, impressionable minds. Star Trek was a Sci-Fi series, but it had it's share of creepy and downright scary moments. Salt suckers, silicon based acid-spewing pizza creatures, flying jellyfish and the Evil Burger King....they're all here...AND MUCH MORE!

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